in chronological order, i present my day in conversations overheard:
"You better save me coffee, and a donut too" -Substitute Bus Driver
"Yes Dad, it's finally here" -Weird Kid Who Sat Next to Me on Bus
"Nice of you to join us. Grab a paper and take a seat" -Dorta
"Trembling? Isn't that a sexual reference" -Scholz
"Do you like this song, it's very Irish" -Jackie
"Joves..Joves..Joves..Oh crap, that's a typo. I meant Loves" -David
"We have a deadline to meet, and Miami isn't a legit excuse" -Katharine
"Those shoes are hairy. Look! it's like they're growing hair" -Isel
"He's like the guy who invented lunchables" -Random Person in Hallway
"It's a raincoat bag. Only $320. Isn't it worth it" -Desiree
"I need my PS3 to play games, man, or else I get bored" -Mitch
"Anyone want some of this finger-licking, yummy, Chinese food" -Alina
"It's like letting sheep loose at school" -Orietta
"This might be to personal, but it's relevant, my husband cheated on me"
"We should indoctrinate children with lies, it's worked so far" -Michael
"I want my kids to be religious, even if I'm an atheist" -Eamonn
"If you're looking for some dazzling handsome young man, then yes, it's me" -Other Michael <3
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