Heckuva Laughter

Act I
Scene 1

(A girl is quietly sitting in a classroom. All of a sudden, the girl reaches into her backpack. She takes out a cell phone. It reads: "You've got text". She opens her cell phone and reads the text. She replies. It vibratees again informing her that she has a new one.)

Girl: (as she reads the text) Hahahahahahahahaha.

(Her classmates all stare.)

Girl: Oh, crap! I laughed out loud! (Turns red.)

(Just as quietly as she was, she leans over and dies. Of embarrassment.)

The end.


So this has happened to me a lot.
I understand that I haven't died.
'Cause here I am writing this.
I thought a little exaggeration would do the play good.
I think it was a nice touch.
I have not died from laughing by myself.
But it has been embarrassing.
After a few times, people didn't think it weird.
But that was in high school.
Now, people don't seem to get that it is perfectly normal.
Like talking to yourself.
Out loud.
That's also happened to me.
A lot.
But that's another story.