Exasperation

I'm watching House.
and I just can't stand it.
I can't stand the fact that the actors are so hot.
My doctors never look like that.
My doctors are ugly.
Ugly as pickles.
Or toes.
They are never 20-something year old men.
They go don't have beautiful blonde hair and Australian accents.
Well, O.K. so maybe only one actor is hot.
O.K. so maybe two.
But this is more than in real life.
My doctors usually smell of rubbing alcohol.
And old people.
Not that I have anything against old people.
I think they're cute.
Really.
Just once I would like a beautiful, young Australian doctor.
I don't think that would happen.
I can always wish.
It's like policemen.
The one's on T.V. are so handsome.
So amazingly body abled and witty.
All the policemen I see are ugly.
Except for a few.

Exasperation!