Good Old T.V.

Television is good.
I like it a lot.
Except no one calls it television anymore.
They call it T.V.
Just not with capital letters or periods in between.
Just tv.
Like that.
Two uncapitalized letters together.
No separation at all.
Makes it friendlier I guess.
Like a best friend.
I call it T.V.
With the punctuation and capitalization.
Because I respect it.
Yes, I do.
Emphasis on the I.
Anyway, I watch T.V. every night.
I actually have a T.V. show for each night of the week.
Except Fridays and Saturdays.
I look forward to these shows every day.
I make sure to do my homework before 8 o'clock.
Primetime starts at 8 o'clock.
Yes, I will give a list of the shows.
I think it's necessary.
Long and maybe annoying to read but most definately necessary.
Monday: House, The Big Bang Theory
Tuesday: NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, The Good Wife
Wednesday: Criminal Minds and Glee (Conflict! They're on at the same time! Thank God for "Recall". Except Glee isn't on now until April because of American Idol, but that's another very depressing story).
Thursday: Bones, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (because it's in between Bones and The Mentalist), The Mentalist
Sunday: Cold Case
I watch a lot of police procedurals.
My mom says it's bad for me.
I beg to difer.
It's not like it's real people.
It's fake blood and fake dead.
They're all breathing underneath the caked on white powder.
Because YES! The extra bodies in the shows' morgues are actors and actresses.
I used to not watch American shows.
Only novelas.
Except once you've seen on Mexican novela, you've seen them all.
The blonde is the evil seductress and the brunette is the poor goody-two-shoes.
They fight, the blonde dies, the brunette ends up rich and alive.
Colombian novelas are different.
Yes they are.
Very.
That's why they're being imported.
Anyway, I'm starting to babble.
So I will stop.
(and I did!)
(except for that line and this one)