Pixie do, pixie don't

I love my new hair.
Courage finally came and I cut it.
Cut it into a pixie.
I did it.
I love it.
But I do have a complain.
Okay, so maybe two complaints.
1. It isn't as easy to style as I thought.
2. Short hair seems to make people think I like girls.
I don't like girls.
It's all about boys boys boys!
They make me tingle.
So square and big and strong and boys.
Why does short hair have to be a sign of lesbianism?
It's not!
Short hair is freedom and equality.
It just means I wanted to be free.
I wanted to see how I would look.
Experiment.
It does not mean "girls come at me!"
My goodness.
No.