Oh wow.

Oh wow.

Every time you tell yourself the same lie.

"It's going to be different in (name future institution)".

"It's going to be different in middle school"

"It's going to be different in college"

"It's going to be different in the "real world"

It is never different.

The lies and fantasies that we make up for the future always come crashing down.

The dream that this time around things are going to be different shatters more often than a glass cup at my house.

(Let me tell you my mother and I are klutz).

Why is everything the same?

Why?

You think that the immaturity of high school/college are going to disappear once you start college/"real live".

They don't.

I just heard my 30-something co-workers mingling in the hallway talking about their "epic" night.

"Yo, I have NOOOO recollection of you during the night AT ALLLLL"

Giggle

"DUDEEEEEE, where was the car???? LIKEEEE, OH MY GODDD, we KNEWWWW we should have looked for it BEFOREEEEEE"

Racous laughter.

"OH MY GODD SO MUCH FUN"

"WHAT a weekend, MAAAAAAAN"

HAHAHAHAHAHAA.

Seriously?

This is worse than college.

At least, fuck it, it's college.

This just happened in the hallway.

Of a company.

At 10:26 am.

Mothereffingnessssss.

This was such a horrible wake up call.

Nothing changes.

Except the embarrassing factor.

College students are usually 18-20-somethings.

Aceptable age to be ridiculous.

30-something?

Not so much.

#Lame