Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Epidemic Keratoconjunctivitis

Yup.
You heard that?
That's what I have.
The I-hate-my-brother-for-being-such-a-pig disease.
Yup, that keratoendlessworddddtivitis.
I have worn conctact lenses for the longest time.
Around probably 8 years.
Since I was around 12 years old, probably.
I've only started to have problems with my eyes since around October.
Yes, October.
Only a few months ago.
Just a few.
How did it start you ask?
My brother starts having his eyes turn red.
His contacts hurt him etc.
He kind of ignores it.
My enabling parents tell him it is not a big deal.
"Put Visine or something".
"OK!"
No.
Not OK.
A frw days later, my eyes are turning red too.
WTF?
What, oh, what could be the cause?
Oh yeah, my dirty brother.
I tell my mother, I'm going to the eye doctor.
So then what happens you might ask?
I have an eye infection, the same he has.
Oh yeah, no surprise.
No then, Im uber careful to do as the doctor says.
He begins to start caring.
But now, he stopped caring.
Turned back to his old ways.
What happens?
Oh yeah, he gets it back.
What do my parents do?
"Visine! Visine!"
No. No. No.
NO!
He gives it to me.
Ugh!
I'm angry because my parents are just enablers.
They try to make it not a big deal.
It isn't but just take him to the eye doctor.
That way, I won't get it.
I will be FINE.
GREAT.
Whatever.

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