I want world peace, such as.

I just finished watching Miss Congeniality.
Yeah, I like the movie.
Beat me.
I am a hypocrite.
I said I hate romantic comedies.
But I like this one.
And Legally Blonde.
And Mean Girls.
If you can consider that a romantic comedy.
I think it's more of a comedy.
I think Miss Congeniality is a comedy too.
There is like zero romance.
Except at the end.
Whatever.
Anyway, I wonder how a beauty pageant is like.
I mean, I wonder how it feels like.
I guess little pageants are OK.
But I'm talking about Miss USA or Miss Universe.
Which I think is an inappropriate name.
Universe is too big.
But I guess it sounds better than Miss Earth.
Or Miss Human Being.
I don't think animals would find her as attractive.
Anyway, I wonder how it feels to win.
She is obviously not the prettiest in the world.
There are so many undercover beautiful women.
Undercover in the sense that people don't notice.
Except for that one lucky guy.
The one that sees her beauty.
Loves her for it.
And many other things, of course.
Hopefully.
Either way, I just wonder how that feels.
I mean she is led to believe to be the most beautiful in the world.
Universe I mean.
I guess it feeds her ego.
Right?
I guess it does.
It would feed my ego.
Except she can't be so delusional to think she's the prettiest.
I mean, just take models.
They're usually beautiful but not named Miss Universe.
I wonder what that means.
I think it means Miss Universe is just a waste.
The pool of women is so little.
How can that work?
How can that be representative?
I guess I am being analytical.
Mean and obnoxious.
I just don't care.
Really.