I am going to be an (fake!) aunt

My cousin is having a baby!
I'm so super excited.
I'm going to be an aunt!
I know.
He's only my cousin.
But well.....my brother and sister are not married or pregnant or anything.
Thus!
I will be this baby's aunt until my siblings have their babies.
Because a) I REALLY want a baby and b) I want to be an aunt!
Oh and also, God willing, he/she will be born in December.
This means only ONE thing.
He/she WILL be born December 2.
My birthday!
Hellooooo.
I'm obviously meant to be the aunt of this baby.
No joke.
We're going to go buy things for the baby!
How uber mega exciting!
I hate exclamation points but !!!!!!!!!!
Cause I'm that excited!
Even though, they are making me look like a dumb ass!
No matter!
I'm going to be an aunt!
Sent from my BlackBerry® on the MetroPCS Network