bacon has quickly become an ever-present theme in my life.
i can count the instances in which i have tried bacon on less than one hand.
i don't like the taste of it, i don't like the smell of it, i don't like the idea of it either.
i've attended and was a participant in a bacon fest, in which teams competed in an "iron chef" type college reality, making dishes inspired by bacon.
i have a friend who has bacon and tofu (the anti-bacon) action figures.
and three times. three separate times, the fire alarm has been set off in my building because of someone overcookin' bacon.
three.
and they don't even happen in the morning, when you'd expect it too.
they happen around 11PM, who srsly eats bacon at that hour?
i'd be upset if i was sleeping and the fire alarm woke me up.
thank god i don't go to bed early, like some people...
it decides to go off, though, when i'm in the shower.
and then i must proceed to step outside, in my towel, in the cold.
Bacon is good.
ReplyDeleteEspecially, at non-breakfast hours.
Though, the three alarms are crazy.
Maybe people should be taught how to make bacon before they try it?
Like a bacon cooking workshop.
Just a suggestion.
What do the action figures look like? Sounds crazy!
Crazy good, that is.
I want bacon.
http://blog.ivman.com/wp-content/BaconActionFigures.jpg
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