Starting a blog

Starting a blog is a hard thing to do.
Starting a blog is very nerve wrecking.
The first post is hard.
This post is taking so much out of me.
I don't know what to say.
I really don't.
I mean, when I got the idea to start a blog, I thought:
"hey, I have thoughts. I can blog!"
That feeling is GONE.
Like the wind.
Kaput!
Because,
FACT: writing to no one in particular is hard.
FACT: wittiness is a hard thing to achieve.
But who says I'm witty to begin with.
Shoot.
I guess this is getting awkward.
Like when you're walking in a hallway and then you bump into someone and then for some strange reason, you both pick the same way to go after that.
It becomes a dance.
An extremely awkward dance.

Anyway,
I hope this gets easier as time goes by.
I really do.
Like a lot.
I don't want to bomb this blog.
Like an atomic bomb.
That would be so sad.
Like really sad.
So before I do that.
EOM.