I am a woman.
I don't wear ties.
Not that trendy.
I would look ridiculous!
I would.
However, I am learning how to tie ties.
I have my favorite knots.
The half Windsor and the Pratt knot.
The prettiest ones.
They're the neatest knots.
There's the 4 in hand knot is crooked.
The Windsor knot is too wide.
I hope some sad dude doesn't know how to tie a tie and says, "¡oh! ¿Quien podra ayudarme?"
I jump out and say, "¡yo,La maestra de las corbatas!"
Save the day with my awesome tie tying skills.
Oh yeah.
I can picture it now.
I don't know what other useless skills I can learn.
It's really awesome.
Tying ties.
Try it.
I dare you.
You will love it.
